Monkey Business
Sometimes I wonder if there aren't twenty-five monkeys typing HTML 24 hours a day. In time, everything imaginable will have been said online.
Yesterday I came across a web page: Creation Science Fair. It's no longer active, but it discussed a Baptist 'Creation Science Fair' held in 2001. An interesting read to say the least.
One project winner deserves special mention.
Jonathan Goode, a seventh grade student, won second place for his project that attempted to prove that, "Women Were Designed For Homemaking". The designer in question was, of course, God.
Let me quote the paragraph describing Jonathan's winning effort.
"Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker."
Forget about the typing primates. Monkeys have more sense than that.